Likes Devil

HIMYM just reminded me about the Devil Wears Prada movie, so I had it watched all over again.

I was intending to read the novel for some time now but never got down to it just yet with all the reading of Harry Potter the second round.

But anyway. Women figures are just such poor things. You can’t see the pain off them with bare eyes you know. Yet people are just so judgemental when situation arises to them. Even for women alike. The sympathy might as well be dropped down to flat zero with all the nasty gossips and finger-pointing.   

You aren’t getting me aren’t you?

I attribute this to the bad writing which explains why I’ll be off perhaps reading.

For improvement purposes.

Twist of Words

The weather was so humid/hot yesterday I couldn’t resist a can of beer.

I had some difficulty opening the can so I passed it on to my Mom who did managed to open the can for me.

When my Dad came by while I was holding the can he asked, “You opened a can of beer for yourself to drink?”.

Here was my reply, “I didn’t, Mom did.”. And I was speaking only of the truth wasn’t I?  

You should have seen the expression on my Mom’s face after I said that. It was the most shocked expression that she could possibly offer any one. SERIOUSLY.

So in her defence, she went saying to my Dad, “Oh you better be really careful and think twice in times of doubt. Look at your daughter. All I did was to help her open her can, and there she is saying that I was the one who made her drink!”.

WAHAHAHA. Oh, as always my Mom is rather irrational at times. And this is certainly no way to play along in such a situation seriously.

Now, if you will, applaud for my wit.

Update to mua life

News:

The once top 5 student of her secondary school cohort got herself a Secondary One kid to teach Geography for tuition!!!

YAY ME.

Oh just in case if you do not recognise the above description, that person is ME. And that actually explains what the “YAY ME” is about.

Yeah, to think that I would enter such downfall in the later part of my education. What a pity.  

But in any case, for one, I seem to have undercharged her. And it’s making me feel a little stupid.

Well anyway, I’m gonna buy a geography textbook and start studying on it.

I’m that serious.

I don’t intend to go round jeopardizing others’ education.

Three claps for me.

Addition

BEHOLD, the new addition in my life.

TADA

The YI LIAN tumbler.

Alright, it says LIAN on the picture (yeah, the picture is a little blur, I know), but that’s because I can take the full picture with YI in it.

But it’s special isn’t it???

A gift from SHAN.

It’s MINE MINE MINE MINE, BE JEALOUS.

Muahahahahaha.

TATA.

Oh Susan, Susan, Susan

That’s my domestic helpers’ name and she’s finally back!!! (refer to title)

Like HOOORAY!

I woke up to a much cleaner and brighter house today with all the curtains drawn up and all the electronic devices (steam iron, iron board, the iron, the water cooker (can’t quite recall what its’ name is at the moment but you know what I mean) removed from the common area up in the bedroom level! Back to where they belong I say.

And guess what is on the menu for lunch today?

CHICKEN MAGGIE MEE WITH MY FAVOURITE WANTON PLUS HOT AND SPICY BELACHAN!

YAY ME!!!

It’s been ages since I had instant noodle. Cup noodles and instant noodles varies you know.