Attn: Chai Chee Fruit Stall

I’m a resident of the lovely neighbourhood of bedok.

My room happens to be located two streets away from your fruit stall.

In the short period of my 4 years stay in this current house, I’ve almost never seen your shop closed for the night.

Despite my huge admiration of your ordinary fruit stall being open past wee hours of 2am (my usual sleeping hour and hence, never been able to discover the exact hour of their closing), I have to announce publicly that you are a disturbance to the Night.

I’m more than happy to let facts like over-pricing of your fruits slide, but this other thing, no.

Over the past few weeks, you’ve been blasting hokkien songs on the stereo that’s loud enough to travel across two VERY wide streets.

For days and weeks, your hokkien song list was my bedtime music.

And since its been weeks why do I only complain now you ask?

Because tonight, you’re blasting your club music on the stereo with really strong bass such that my whole entire eardrum is filled solely with “dumz, dumz, dumz, dumz, dumz”.

And please repeat that 10 minutes through with the “dumz, dumz, dumz”.

If business is ever bad or that you realise an increasing number of glares that you people by the fruit stall is receiving, let me tell you thw reason why.

ITS YOUR FREAKING MUSIC!

I won’t even bother trying to tell you this personally cause odds are you might be even able to hear me!

How ridiculous is it! Two streets away and yet I can hear your music so clear that the lyrics and music rings in my ear.

I dont know if they rest hates you for disrupting their peace but just so you know, I do.

*See that repeated sentence below? Im leaving in that because the stupid tab just cant delete it. Oh, and of course the spelling mistake. Well to hard for me to correct it on the tab so Im just gonna leave it as it is for the time being.

TATA.

Because tonight, you’re blasting your trashy club music o d